WANT TO WORK AT EXOTECH?
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Ever thought you were meant for more?!
Tired of your failing marriage and your stupid job where you sell insurance to stuck up Aprillians?!
Apply to work at ExoTech! Whatever your field, whatever your education, there is a place here for you!
We offer competitive salaries, a reasonable retirement package and full training for new employees.
ExoTech is not responsible for any workplace accidents that may or may not occur at our facilities, including but not limited to death, dismemberment, electrocution, mutation, exposure to radiation, exposure to fatal contaminates, exposure to the Warp, sudden blindness, loss of height, loss of intelligence or memories, depression or suicide, sterility, impotence, deafness, numbness, sudden excessive growth of body or pubic hair, narcotic addicition or any workplace incident which may or may not result in a traumatic incident.
Apply now!
Simply fill out the following application form!
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Employment History:
Qualifications:
Career Aspirations:
Why do you want to work for us?:
Preferred Position:
Personal Summary:
(Please write a short description of yourself and your aspirations. Sell yourself! Imagine it's a job interview!)
Once filled out, send your completed application to albert.m.exotech@gmail.com
If you are succesful in your application, you will be contacted with the login name and password for the official ExoTech employee email account.
ExoTech is not responsible for any workplace accidents that may or may not occur at our facilities, including but not limited to death, dismemberment, electrocution, mutation, exposure to radiation, exposure to fatal contaminates, exposure to the Warp, sudden blindness, loss of height, loss of intelligence or memories, depression or suicide, sterility, impotence, deafness, numbness, sudden excessive growth of body or pubic hair, narcotic addicition or any workplace incident which may or may not result in a traumatic incident.